Past half-way point :( ...
I officially have fewer days ahead of me then I do behind me in this exchange. Yesterday was my halfway point.
And I was going to post some pictures but guess what? I hate technology and technology hates me and when the pictures finally loaded last night the computer froze and then I just tried again and nothing's happening so I'm sorry, but I quit! (Atleast for a couple of days)
E(Liz)abeth :)
And I was going to post some pictures but guess what? I hate technology and technology hates me and when the pictures finally loaded last night the computer froze and then I just tried again and nothing's happening so I'm sorry, but I quit! (Atleast for a couple of days)
E(Liz)abeth :)
posted by E-liza-beth at 5:00 PM
26 Comments:
Yay! I survived the first half without you and now we are into the countdown. Yay! Yay! Yay! See you soon ... like in six months.
mom- im sorry to have to do this, but you fail life
liz cannot return to canadia seeing as i plan to kidnap her---or something similar but secret cause its now known that i will kidnap her.....i need to work on my stealth skills...STAT
Ed, don't kidnap Elizabeth! We need her at home. A better idea would be for you to run away from home and come live with us when Elizabeth returns.
uh oh Ed. If mom doesn't like the idea of you kidnapping her, then she's really not going to like the idea of you and me killing Lize. I don't think we should tell her about that. By the way, I know have 247 ways to kill Elizabeth on my list.
Yea, liz, technology makes me cry sometimes too...not outloud...but inside...in my soul...i think it might be worse that way. So if you need to cry, just cry...unless you want to have a dead soul like me
i would come to canadia- but im afraid i would just make fun of myself way to much, and end up bullying myself into depression, and other unhappy things
plus- canadia doesnt have glenwood, the most gangsta suburb of them all
or timtams
or nutella
or cadburys--therefore no one dollar chocoalte day worth going to
or milo
or 40 degree weather---which is really a plus for me...hmmm
i shall consider it mom
and rob- good going on the hiding us killing liz from mom- i dont think she has any idea! HI-FIVE!
first off, we do have nutella and milo. you can get nutella at any grocery store here and you can get milo at costco. and we may not have glenwood, but we have north central in regina, which has recently been dubbed the worst neighborhood in canada. and there's loads of gangs there. cadbury does sell chocolate here, and its rather delicious. i ate some of their chocolate eggs just this morning. and as for forty degree weather, we have that too, on both ends of the spectrum, they just come at opposite times of the year to when you have them!
Yea..way to go Candace! Take that Australia! *Randomly high fives other Canadians*
*Randomly kicks the canadians
it seems we have no entered the battle area that is australia vs canaidia- and since the other aussies arent as committed to starting wars with other countries for no good reason, alas canaidia you must come up agaisnt the forces of a loner ed- the most deadly kind of ed---cause shes all alone...and kinda t.o'ed about it
YOU STILL DONT HAVE TIM TAMS DO YOU CANAIDIA!!
HA
ANNNNND YOU DONT HAVE THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE, OR AUSTRALIA STANDS UP, OR SHOWS LIKE NEIGHBOURS TO LAUNCH THE SINGING CAREERS OF MANY GREAT AUSTRALIAN IDOLS LIKE REBECCA CARTWRIGHT...sorry, 'Bec Hewitt'
OR A NATIONAL ICON LOVED BECAUSE HE ROBBED BANKS AND KILLED COPS, OR A NATIONAL STEREOTYPE LOVED AROUND THE WORLD BECAUSE ITS SO YOBBO AND LAZY
AND WE TAKE PRIDE IN OUR BEER GUTS!
i think im done for now--- but yeah! don't have no glenwood!
heres a fun game- count how many times i used the wrods national, loved, and or!
i dont really want to start a fight with canadia coz its bigger than me (and i dont want to have to hide behind australia) so as much as i agree with ed, i will have to place a vote on the 'i'm not taking sides in this one, coz this could get ugly' camp! i'd hate to see eddy the eagle being beaten up by the aussie roo. let us however note all the things we have in common, we were found by lost english explorers, we both have PMs not Presidents, (we care not for spellin'), and we both have less territories (yeps, i have interlect!!)
Anywho, in conclusion, it can be proven that although Canadia has 20Million more ppl, we are both very similar! (but australia is a bit better!!).
The End!!
@nthony *Pumping fist*
It true that we are bigger than australia and...well..it's a continent! We don't have Tim tams, but we have Tim Hortons, we invented superman, we have poutine...which if you don't like you're a communist, we have pirates on the saskatchewan river and the canadarm...oh yea Liz was made here!
you asked for war, you get war ed! we don't need timtams because we have coffee crisp which is essentially what you get when you slurp your coffee through a timtam. i'd like to think that we canadians have more class...oh and we invented basketball and perfected hockey...and we can't link our heritage back to a bunch of british criminals!!
heck yeah we come from the loins of criminals- what is wrong with that? most of them were sent here for stealing bread to feed their starving children cause the free brittish people- aka your fine selves, were tightarses with money and hence we couldn't feed ourselves
anthony- you are WEAK if you choose not to fight
WEAK
but yeah- canaidia and australia do have some common ground- but i repeat coffee crisps ARE NOT, ARE NOT like timtams
they are like kitkats, NOT TIMTAMS
dont you EVER make that comparison again!
but kudos on the pirate thing- we cant compete in that particular area---pirates are just awesome--ALSO CRIMINALS THOUGH
ed.... stop pissing off the canadians! they r cool people! even if they dont have timtams... they have awesome frisbee players! and i respect that!
raeanne- genius
just genius
Rae, I think you may have just saved future Australian/Canada relations with your post. We were heading towards a full out war there with the Aussies. And I couldn't have said it better myself. Screw the Americans....wait a minute...aren't you like half American now Rae?
Ah, just when I thought it was time for some international detente, Raeanne steps in as the voice of reason. Besides, you all know if Canada and Australia went to war, the Americans would feel they would have to step in, and aren't their troops a little busy at this point.
Now why don't some of you young entrepreneurial Australians start exporting TimTams to North AMerica. And why don't some of you young entreprenurial Canadians start a Tim Hortons franchise in Australia. Then you could all be millionaires together. Win/Win!
Elizabeth is bring Dairy Queen to Australia to make her millions and I am going to bring Tim Horton's to Australia to make my millions.
Millionaire children are very generous to their parents, aren't they?
and i will sell class to the aussies...by bringing coffee crisp in its many appealing flavours..
sell us class?
how do coffee crisps equal class?
who/what is tim horton? some celebrity chef??? if so- unfortunatly for the entire world australia is currenty wanting jamie oliver's baby-- im not sure if they could even look at another celebrity chef
i could export arnotts to canaidia- i think that would rake in the millions....and millions
and plus if rob and i start exporting- it means all plan concerning the killing of liz would be rendered useless as we would have our millions--though i spose we could do it for kicks..
Actually Tim Horton = long-dead hockey player who started a string of donut shops which are super, super popular. Rob can tell you that if you go to them at 3 in the morning, you sometimes get the donuts free. Rob, why aren't you sleeping at 3 in the morning? Your mother wants to know!
Elizabeth, there are far too many comments ... time for a new blog entry ... with photos of YOU!
class because have you seen the way people look when they drink their coffee through a timtam? its ridiculous. absolutely ridiculous. coffee crisp allows for optimal coffee flavour plus the goodness of a timtam. with coffee crisp there is no looking like you have no class, therefore i would be selling class.
My last post wasn't a 3 a.m. post. Add one hour to the time listed to see when it was actually posted. This however is a 2:45 in the morning post. (Fell alseep at 8:30 last night and just got up and can't go back to sleep)
Tim Horton's makes the best dougnuts on the world and the best hot choclate in the world as well. They got soups and subs and good coffee as well.
And I did think about that Ed. We could become millionaires by importing our goods into the other's countries. But if we knocked off Elizabeth as well, then we could come....billionaires!!!!
canderz..how many times do we have to go through this?
TIM TAMS ARE NOTHING LIKE COFFEE CRISPS!!!
NOTHING
for startes they dont have wafer in them- they have chocolate biscuit, secondly, they have chocolate in them- or caramel, not coffee paste- thirdy, they dotn come in bar form, they are biscuits, an fourthly, from someone who has eaten both an entire bag of coffee crisps and numerous packets of timtams, they are not the same thing!
even if you suck coffee through a timtam, its still not a coffeecrisp
sigh
but heck yeah! how classy is slurping soggy biscuit while it falls into your drink to create floaties!
jeez, you blink and yu miss it round here!! why not just start one company and base it in both countries and do it that way, seems easier to me (i was a ceo for business week) memories of being up and out till 3 on nye/nyd!! no more blizzards in canadia??
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